I like to make people smile and laugh. I cross the street like a New Yorker and squeeze from the end of the toothpaste tube. If I ever had an affair it would be with a piano. I’ll try most things at least once, if not twice or thrice. Think of all the stereotypes about girls that you can. Now throw them out, most of them have no connection to me.
If I could have one super power, it would probably be invisibility. I don’t smoke unless I’m on fire. I don’t really know what I’m doing with my life, but I’m mostly ok with that. I don’t plan to ever grow up. I like being small. I am delicious, just ask my cat.